Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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