I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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