it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the condom got lost in my hair
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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