At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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