I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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