I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
