This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
is it fun? or sober?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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