I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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