why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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