There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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