on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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