the new term for farting is butt boxing.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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