This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Randomize
