why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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