i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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