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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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