I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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