He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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