All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Come see our sink grown plant.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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