I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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