He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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