i may or may not be watching the land before time
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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