I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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