your thong is hanging out like whoa
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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