My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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