Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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