I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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