on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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