i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
A+ Viking dick
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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