I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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