Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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