Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
