why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
