why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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