Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The air taste purple.
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