I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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