is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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