But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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