This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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