this boner is exhausting
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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