Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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