It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
