...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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