Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Randomize
