Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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