So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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