Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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