Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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