Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My cat gives me a boner
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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