Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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