This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You have to summon your inner elephant
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I need to sanitize my soul.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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