he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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