there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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