Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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