I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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