We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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