you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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