I have demons in me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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