Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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